mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
i only post selfies once in a blue moon
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place
i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing
When you go over a test that you failed and you finally understand the material
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE
this should be on everybody’s blog, no matter what kind of blog it is.
the sad thing is i’m showing almost every sign on that card.
Wow, reading these actually shocks me..
I mean if people see me like this will they finally know?
This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.